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From Planet Calamari Publishing:


Dr. Calamari's Coloring Book of the Plants, Minerals and Bugs of China



Attention Acupuncture Students!


Here's what readers are saying about "Dr. Calamari's Coloring Book of the Plants, Minerals and Bugs of China":

"God forbid that any more of my students turn out like that Italian girl." -- Z'ev Rosensquid

"Rumor has it she slept with my book. But I was never there." -- Cal Amar Bensky

"Molto bene! Bravisimo! Un libro fantastico. And not bad for an Italian girl. She makes a mean lasagna too." -- Giovanni Calamari

"Brilliant! The recipes are easy, and the food gorgeous. This book was the hit of my last dinner party!" -- Julia Smiled

"Eight tentacles up!" -- Sisquid and Eggbert


Bogged down in Bensky? Repleted by Wiseman? Taking the NCCAOM exam? Give your Spleen a break! Stop worrying about how to remember all those Chinese herbs. Now you can have fun and be an herb whiz too. Dr. Calamari has compiled a right-brain playground for those who have trouble living in a left-brained world:


Sing about Wind-Heat with the Beatles. Battle the deficient side with Luke Ren Shen-Walker. Watch Stupid Herb Tricks on David Letterman. Go to the Blood Invigorating Olympics. Visit Kidneyland and don't forget to bring your mouse ears! Mock the Bloody Royal Family. Watch the Damp-Heat Pride Parade. Read Cold Phlegm and Ham. And much more....

Click on an image below to see sample pages or read about how to use the book to make studying fun!:

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